Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
(via lexieloveyoulikeacupcake)
someone shopped the bike out of this .gif and I’m laughing so hard oh my god
(via onesteppcloser)
WHAT IF other planetary bodies orbited our world at the same distance as the moon?
whoa Jupiter kinda in my personal bubble thanks
Jupiter would actually be terrifying.
Is that Earth orbiting Earth
(via entitlement-generation)
if you seriously think that I would stay up watching tv shows until 4am you would be 100% correct
(via nicoosuxx)
i swear celebrity pregnancies last like 2 months instead of 9???
(via nicoosuxx)
